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I shall miss you, I shall kiss you, but I think it's time to go...well, actually only for two weeks but do you think PLEASE Mumsnet could be a bit less damn sanctimonious a place on my return?

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motherinferior · 31/07/2006 17:52

And PLEASE don't tell me (a) you don't know what I'm on about (b) I'm taking it all too seriously (c)nobody can make me feel bad, it's all my fault.

Look, I came to MN and stayed here and loved it here precisely because it was full of funny, articulate, fallible parents who supported each other and genially accepted that perfection was both unattainable and probably undesirable. Yes, of course there were heated subjects: epidurals, Caesarians, Certain Childcare Practitioners Who Shall Not Be Named, controlled crying, work outside the home, breastfeeding...yep, you name it. But you could also post cheerily on a thread lamenting your own hopelessness, and in fact compete to see who was more hopeless - along with the invaluable support for different birth choices and feeding choices and educational choices and so on.

I feel - and I know I'm not alone, because several people have posted to that effect - that there's now a strong flavour of Perfection Being The Best Option. I simply can't. I am judgemental, of course I am, but I'm not prepared to say that anyone who feeds their child a fruit shoot or leaves them an extra half hour at after school club or puts a bit of pasta in a jar (that'll be me, then) is failing the test.

MN continues to be an enormous source of support for many of us. I'd hate to leave permanently. But I can't, and I won't, measure up to those standards of perfection. And if those are the rules I just don't want to play.

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HRHQueenOfQuotes · 31/07/2006 17:54

oi oi oi - not sure what's spurred this outburst - but FWIW I breastfed DS1 for 14 months, bottlefed DS2 from birth, feed my children biscuits for snacks, let them have fruit shoots, I work (outside the home) and I smoke

foxinsocks · 31/07/2006 17:55

have a lovely holiday - hope the car survives the airport xx

beansprout · 31/07/2006 17:55

Hear, hear MI.

apronstrings · 31/07/2006 17:56

hear hear!

Twiglett · 31/07/2006 17:57

Bravo MI

got all your unicorns I hope

WigWamBam · 31/07/2006 17:58
batters · 31/07/2006 17:59

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HRHQueenOfQuotes · 31/07/2006 17:59

oh bollox - just read your post more closely - "Articulate" - sh*t that's definitely not me

iota · 31/07/2006 18:03

hear hear batters

Cappucino · 31/07/2006 18:04

good one MI

I did join mumsnet cos it made me laugh

but it has got a bit - - mumsy recently

ks · 31/07/2006 18:04

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southeastastra · 31/07/2006 18:05

mn makes me laugh! have a nice holiday with the inferiorettes

piglit · 31/07/2006 18:07

Well said MI. As ever the voice of reason.

Have a lovely holiday.

bakedpotato · 31/07/2006 18:08

Let us petition MN for 'Imperfect Parenting' topic

I will see you there

I have a huge tin of Jammy dodgers downstairs which I use to coax my children into doing my bidding (along with improbable amounts of telly/star charts etc etc)

Quite often I ignore my children when doing selfish things. In fact, I can hear one sobbing inconsolably now. He can wait while I type: have a lovely holiday

SenoraPostrophe · 31/07/2006 18:09

good for you mi.

have a good holiday!

jessicaandrebeccasmummy · 31/07/2006 18:09

WEll said MI, just a shame everyone is applauding you, yet have slagged of others for doing so.

Enjoy your hols, and by the way, i fit into QOQ's parenting category!

hermykne · 31/07/2006 18:09

there was a time i was addicted to mumnset, but a holiday away this year, twice, didnt miss it one bit, but MI posts echos what i feel too and i am only on an odd thread but have been around nearly 4 yrs.

its was fabulous for early day breastfeeding and all the support around was brilliant.

sobernow · 31/07/2006 18:10

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katierocket · 31/07/2006 18:10

Have a lovely hols MI - got please make sure you do come back. Old (length of service obviously) and wise mumsnetters are getting thin on the ground.

Lemmingswife · 31/07/2006 18:10

Well said, MI, I couldn't agree more!
Hope you enjoy your holiday.

jessicaandrebeccasmummy · 31/07/2006 18:11

sorry that should read

just a shame everyone is applauding you, yet others have been slagged off for doing so

RubyRioja · 31/07/2006 18:13

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MrsJohnCusack · 31/07/2006 18:13

have a nice holiday

and you are right. personally I much prefer competing to see who is the crappest/most ineffective - because frankly it's a lot more fun and I've got more chance of competing then

hopefully normal service will be resumed soon. I'm sure it will

doobydoo · 31/07/2006 18:13

I think i know what you mean MI. FWIW I have tried to give ds coke but he dosen't like it[or chips!]I let him goon the playstation for too long sometimes so i can have time for me!
There is still lots of support on MN don't give up.

doobydoo · 31/07/2006 18:14

hAVE A LUVERLY HOLIDAY