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Why Zombie is Zombie - the backstory

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IamtheZombie · 30/12/2013 17:59

Zombie is periodically asked what her backstory is and why she speaks in the third person. Bits of the story are scattered around various parts of the site (as are a few of her limbs). The story is fairly long and a bit complicated. She's therefore putting this thread here so she can simply refer people to it rather than trying to tell it all again.

She has found 2 posts that between them tell pretty much the whole story.

The first one is her initial reply on a Zombie appreciation thread started by slatternlymother in September 2012. The second one is the OP of a thread Zombie started in September 2013 which brings the story pretty much up to date.

OP posts:
Caoilainn · 30/12/2013 20:27

#TeamZombie

No way are you 60 though! Shock

Hope 2014 is Zombilicious Grin x

starsandunicorns · 30/12/2013 20:34

Love your posts and you zombie Thanks

FruOla · 30/12/2013 20:41

I'm not on FB, Zombie. I thought you posted a photo of your 'pins' on here just after the meet-up? I could be wrong though!

IamtheZombie · 30/12/2013 22:08

Thank you all again. Thanks Tardis

Those who say Zombie can't be 60 are quite right. She's now 61 2/3rds. time flies when one is having fun. Grin

FruOla, you may be right. Zombie will go have a look at the meet up thread.

OP posts:
ShrekTheHalls · 30/12/2013 22:16

Zombie is a legend.

(and get thee back to t'other chat thread, we're missing you)

IamtheZombie · 30/12/2013 22:18

Which thread, Shrek?

OP posts:
CustardoPaidforIDSsYFronts · 30/12/2013 22:22

you are amazing Zombie

amazing

Wolfiefan · 30/12/2013 22:24

Wishing Zombie the best ever 2014. Your posts always amaze (and often amuse) me. You sum up everything that is the best about this nest of vipers. Wolfie loves ya!!
Can we have a zombie emoticon!?

coppertop · 30/12/2013 22:26

I hope 2014 brings you lots of zombie happiness. :)

magimedi · 30/12/2013 22:44

Wine - I've had a drink! SO I am feeling nice!!

May 2014 be a good year for you, Zombie - you've certainly had some shit - may it all get better.

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 30/12/2013 22:46

I had the immense privilege of meeting the beautiful Zombie at the September meet up and boy was she a site for sore eyes.

If I can be a quarter that glamorous and lovely at that age, and especially after those life experiences, I will consider myself very lucky indeed.

That dress, those legs, that hair, the whole package Wink

May have developed a slight girl crush on Zombie

StetsonsAreCool · 30/12/2013 22:46

I still have penis beaker photos that I haven't done anything with. I was vair scared impressed with how quickly you spotted them at the meetup... Truly one of the funniest things in my year. I fear I need to Get Out More.

DoYouLikeMyBaubles · 30/12/2013 22:49

I have always, and will continue to love Zombie.

Valpollicella · 31/12/2013 00:02

Zombie. Will ALWAYS be MaZomb

If anyone fucks with her they will have me to deal with

enriquetheringbearinglizard · 21/02/2014 13:29

Having sat and read your back story I will summarize my feelings by the hashtag. You must be a hell of a strong woman.
#teamzombie Thanks

IamtheZombie · 04/12/2015 01:06

Zombie knows this is a ZOMBIE THREAD but it's her ZOMBIE THREAD and she'll resurrect it if she wants to. She was looking for something else when she came across this and realised she should probably update with what's happened over the last couple of years.

She will pretend to be a real person who knows how to speak properly for the purposes of this update.

In February 2014 I began another journey with breast cancer. A mammogram showed a problem in my remaining breast. Scans and biopsies confirmed that this time the cancer had spread to my lymph nodes. I had another mastectomy (this time with a full node clearance) on 17 April 2014.

It was confirmed that this was NOT a recurrence of my previous breast cancer as the hormone receptor statuses were different. 6 of the 19 lymph nodes that were removed were affected by the cancer. After further scans it was confirmed that the cancer had also spread to my liver.

In June 2014 I started a course of Docetaxel, a highly effective but particularly nasty chemotherapy. I ended up in isolation in hospital a few days after my first course of 'Tax' with a life threateningly low neutrophil (a type of white blood cell) level. (Normal range is 2.0 - 6.0 and mine fell to 0.1.) I was given injections to stimulate my bone marrow which worked like a charm.

The dosage of my 'Tax' was adjusted and I got through the remaining 5 cycles. Scans a few weeks after my final treatment showed that the 'Tax' had also shrunk the liver tumours to the point they were no longer visible. This was late October / early November 2014. I was started on a regime of Herceptin and a hormone regulating drug. Scans 3 months after that revealed that the liver tumours had regrown and were larger than before. My oncologist immediately changed my treatment to TDM1, also known as Kadcyla. TDM1 is Heceptin to which a chemotherapy drug has been attached. When the Herceptin locks on to a cancer cell the chemo is released directly into the cell.

I don't like it when they change my treatment. My first cycle of TDM1 was in late March and I was back in hospital a few days later when I began running a temperature. The bad news was I had an infection. The good news was that my body was dealing with it. YAY immune system!! After my next treatment I ran a temperature again. I had another infection (pneumonia) but this time my body wasn't dealing with it. I was in hospital for 5 weeks as I had complication after complication. I was delirious for at least 3 of those 5 weeks. Literally overnight my weight went up from 59k to 68.4k. It was all fluid retention. 21 fucking pounds of fluid. The Michelin man had nothing on Zombie. This caused heart problems, further lung problems and was generally crap. I was finally discharged in early June 2015. I was still weak as water and it took a couple of months to fully recover. I started back on the TDM1 at a reduced dose in July and have had no further problems with it since then.

I was also referred to the Liver Unit at the Queen Elizabeth Hospital Birmingham to be assessed for possible surgical treatment. I saw them in mid-April (between cycles 1 & 2 of the TDM1) and was scheduled for a liver resection on 26 May 2015. As I was otherwise occupied with delirium I missed that slot.

I was referred back to the QEHB and saw them in October. I had the liver resection on (Friday!!) 13 November 2015. I was sent home 96 hours after the surgery. I see my surgeon next week. I'm waiting for an appointment with my oncologist to decide when to re-start the TDM1.

Just to be perfectly clear: I cannot be cured. Once cancer has spread to a distant site it is circulating in either the lymph system / blood system / both. Any of those circulating cells could find a new home and grow a new tumour. All treatment for the last 18 months and all treatment for the rest of my life is palliative treatment. Its sole purpose is to keep me alive and to maintain my quality of life for as long as possible.

In one of those funny old ways of the world, the last 2 years have also been the best of my life. Just under 2 years ago I got in touch with my son. I'd not seen him in 30 years. The backstory to this can be found here. Long story short - I went to see him last November and he came here for a fortnight in August this year. We skype constantly. We have the most incredible relationship ever.

I am blessed.

OP posts:
TendonQueen · 04/12/2015 01:24

I salute you Zombie. You are remarkable and resilient. KOKO and thanks for adding the latest chapter of your story (may there be many more).

I also loved the irony of the 'zombie thread' message.

Fiderer · 04/12/2015 06:39

Flowers seem trite but they're heartfelt, all the best for you, Zombie.

G1veMeStrength · 04/12/2015 06:51

Gosh, I never knew 'your story' Zombie. Sending much love and support.

EmpressOfTheVulvaCupcakes · 04/12/2015 06:55

Hugs Zombie xx

ApplesinmyPocket · 04/12/2015 06:58

I've always liked the cut of your jib, Zombie. Cake I am so glad you have met up with your son and become such good pals.

Xmas2015SantaB2429 · 04/12/2015 07:20

That last link takes me to a child protection site Zombie.

marriednotdead · 04/12/2015 07:43

IIRC, the story on the CP site is Zombies SecretSanta.

Zombie, good to see your limbs still attached and active Smile

QOD · 04/12/2015 17:10

Zombie you are amazing Flowers

Milliways · 04/12/2015 17:25

Wow Zombie, I have lurked on your threads since they started, but it is amazing to read your whole story like this. Thank you Flowers