Wanted! little feathered friends

[Beauregard]

to dine on my new bird table!

Why wont the buggers eat at my table?

have you a cat?

Nope

They'll all come in the winter when natural supplies are at their lowest.

Get a bird bath they'll appreciate it more in this heat

So its not that my table is rubbish then?

They eat bread off the floor

I'm sure it's lovely is it far away enough form the house to encourage scaredy birds?

*from

yes it is the same distance away as the birdbath and they love that

There you go it's probably the heat no one feels like eating much in this weather.

I'm ledodgy btw haven't changed name back yet and have no idea why i'm answering bird threads as apart from getting a merit on a bird project I wrote when I was 7 I have no clue about them

you are a mad bird lady really

Yep you got me, I go into town and feed the pigeons everyday singing "tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bird"

Ok i'm certifiable now I have had a shitty day and need some light relief!

That used to make me cry when i was small but then so did lassie et al

Aww I used to cry at Pete's Dragon and that disney one where all the animals find their way home and when I first watched ET I was inconsolable.