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Ive just been outside with my dirty sex stick....

55 replies

PumpkinPimp · 17/07/2006 16:01

and forced my sweet little pumpkin to procreate

please tell me I am doing the right thing.....

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tallmummy · 17/07/2006 16:04

Is pumpkin animal or vegetable?

SaintGeorge · 17/07/2006 16:07

I hope you got the girls and boys the right way around

PumpkinPimp · 17/07/2006 16:10

Im not sure that declaring either makes it any better, does it?

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LadyTophamHatt · 17/07/2006 16:11

this sounds really rude but as none of you are doing faces I assume it isn't.....

SaintGeorge · 17/07/2006 16:12

Oh no LTH - it is a really, really rude thread. Avert your eyes this instance.

PumpkinPimp · 17/07/2006 16:29

It is VERY rude LTH.

Im deeply and ashamed of myself for forcing my pumpkin...on itself....

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LadyTophamHatt · 17/07/2006 17:57

I feel like I've stumbled apon a new MN clique.....

what on earth are you all talking about??

PumpkinPimp · 17/07/2006 17:58

Procreating Pumpkins.

My pumpkin had fruit droop so i had to intervene and artificially inseminate. My pumpkin, that is

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LadyTophamHatt · 17/07/2006 18:00

You made a pumpkin pregnant then ???

Did it roll over a have a fag after?

PumpkinPimp · 17/07/2006 19:05

No, but I could tell it really wanted to

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joelallie · 17/07/2006 19:08

With itself! Well don't be surprised if the babies have 2 heads and no ears then....[rolls eyes and tuts]

Pruni · 17/07/2006 19:09

Message withdrawn

FrannyandZooey · 17/07/2006 19:09

This is a very funny thread title

PumpkinPimp · 17/07/2006 19:15

Pruni, you do know me..... there is a clue in messenger.

Tis rather funny FAZ - its what my DP said to me as I was on my way out to my vegetable patch this morning.

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LadyTamba · 17/07/2006 19:23

I know who you are

Pruni · 17/07/2006 19:41

Message withdrawn

PumpkinPimp · 17/07/2006 19:41

Ssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh Tamba

I want to wave my dirty sex stick about a bit more this evening....

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hunkermunker · 17/07/2006 23:01

Pervert!

moondog · 17/07/2006 23:02

lmao
Hilarious!

Beauregard · 17/07/2006 23:02

You dirty gertie

IwasThePumpkin · 17/07/2006 23:04

I feel dirty

VeniVidiVickiQV · 17/07/2006 23:10

PMSL!

IwasThePumpkin · 17/07/2006 23:11

But you do have very soft hands

PumpkinPimp · 17/07/2006 23:26

Dont try and sweet talk me you dirty squash!

You've had more sex today than I could wave a stick at

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IwasThePumpkin · 17/07/2006 23:30

Well you were insatiable