The Mumsnet bonding thread - all welcome, bring your sense of fun and dig out your best team-building sandals

[hunkermunker]

Today we're building a raft and then making a parachute for an egg.

If you can get yourselves into teams...

No, I don't think you should go with her. She's a bad influence on you.

Can one member of each team come and collect an egg from me, please? There'll be points deducted at the end of the day for any broken ones.

If you listen to you lot Ive had sex with half the board!!

youll be callling me fastasleep next

Dr Pepper as well?

Gawd, that woman's got no shame ...

ooooo sorry pepper is with us too
we are the best team, at least we don't kidnap other peoples team mates

that was one of chloes lies i have never done that with rubber gloves !

WelshBoris - you have had Sex

well really, I don't think there is any need to lower the tone that far - I mean this is a public forest you know....

You do know that she used to troll under the name fastasleep don't you?

controlfreaky, what is under those cushions?

If it's an empty oil drum, put it with the rest behind that tree where the Badger MasterPlan Raft is under construction by some beavers I subcontracted in.

Oi! Who's putting me into a fecking team? I'm just the spoiler!

Right, that is it

I can't believe the people they expect us to associate with these days....

rhubarb you homephobe

is it a beaver?

seems likely!!!!!

Mrs Badger - you may find they are a bit indisposed ...

Anyoen for a mid morning snack?

That just proves it WB!

That lump is WB's smelly beaver, we tried to bury it!

right. well its obvious someone will have to take charge, and as usual it seems to be me. i've tried to step back but honestly, you lot couldnt organise a tombola at a school fete (which i can as ive been boasting on another thread..). you three over here. no THERE. you're doing rafts. you lot can do the washing up (well someone has to. i'll draw up colour coded rota later). the rest of you come with me. we'll build yurts from leaves and coffee grounds.... WHAT D'YOU MEAN NO THANKS!!!

Scuse me, I am not sure that everyone has quite got the idea if this team nonsense.

I am in the sitting on the sidelines heckling and drinking team who later on get bored and set up covert sabotage missions...now please do not try to steal my team mates, it is so frustrating havign to try to smuggle them back out - and my face gets tired from all the extra sneering required.

LOL xob!

Yeahbut - i believe you fall into my team....

Welsh, not so much fastasleep as fasttoshag?

How will we know when we have succesfully built our team?

MRS B, MRS B TELL THEM TO UNTIE ME THIS MINUTE. HEEEEEELP!

I want all the decent, clever, upstanding MNers on my team.

Oh, OK, I'll take half of you lot.

Don't worry, I'm not being teamed up with any of this lot! Smelly bunch of lesbians!

vvvqv yeahbut is on our team !

OK, now I'm completely confused. Am I on Trinity or VVV's team? I'll just keep on weaving, shall I?

I'm getting confused about the teams now ... although that might just be the vodka.

And that beaver ... can someone do something with it because it bloody stinks!

that's ok then - thought it was only me who was sensible round here for a moment

Oh I see the "leader" has finished her tete a tete with the sports coach and deigned to join us once again - anyone fancy some heckling?

Pass us the Whiskey Rhubarb - this lager just is not strong enough