The Mumsnet bonding thread - all welcome, bring your sense of fun and dig out your best team-building sandals

[hunkermunker]

Today we're building a raft and then making a parachute for an egg.

If you can get yourselves into teams...

No, I don't think you should go with her. She's a bad influence on you.

Can one member of each team come and collect an egg from me, please? There'll be points deducted at the end of the day for any broken ones.

HEEEEEELP!

OI vvqv yeahbut is ours

Rhubarb, quit shouting about lesbians and wash up

good weaving yeahbut

Will someone crack open a bottle of Chablis?
Until we find out what on earth is going on and we get our lentil-weaving team building exercises....

I've got some Russian vodka here that's actually got an illegal alcohol content, my dad gets them for me - d'ya want some?

HEEEEEELP!

trinityrhino - it's quite clear - yeahbut is in our team.
Don't start....../

And what flavour pringle do you fancy? I got some spicy dips to go with them too.

hunker

youre with us

xob did you miss the bit where i said i am a black belt dont you start yeahbut is ours !

what kind of a name is that anyway???

come one then , you starting come one

HEEEEELP! YOU UNGRATEFUL BS

whats the problem controlfreaky ?

These thai pringles are quite nice, d'ya want to try one of those?

illegal russian vodka, chablis, all the same to me - give us a swig!

rhubarb stop stuffing your face and do some work ! there are beavers to be washed !

Have you got any of those ones shaped like part of a duck?

Ooh great thanks - can I have the spicy salsa please - I have a plan for WelshBoris's sleeping bag....

Just a bit of feedback for you, Hunker - it's not a terribly well organised team-building exercise, is it?

can I have a pringle please??

i'm all xobbed up on russian vodka trinity.

come on then!

Here secur, take the extra spicy dip!

SOD OFF you lot! These are OUR pringles and we're NOT sharing!

Unless you wanna exchange summat?

looks at Rhubarb and WWB - do we share pringles round here then?

Leave it, TR, it aint worf it!

oh nothing at all really, but thanks for asking. i've only been screaming for 10 minutes. i've only been tied to this tree and ignored. [all said in v passive agressive fashion]

We could put Immac into their hair conditioner - that's always quite amusing to watch!

Ooh god point - some fresh chillies would be good....