The Mumsnet bonding thread - all welcome, bring your sense of fun and dig out your best team-building sandals

[hunkermunker]

Today we're building a raft and then making a parachute for an egg.

If you can get yourselves into teams...

No, I don't think you should go with her. She's a bad influence on you.

Can one member of each team come and collect an egg from me, please? There'll be points deducted at the end of the day for any broken ones.

Well Chloe, I like a glass of Chablis myself rather than that gypsy-swigging vodka stuff. And if we get bored,I can play you a bit of bach on the Piano, or if that bores you I can play Britney Spears.

Oooh, Secur ... you know I could never resist a bit of subversion

Excellent Rhubarb - I am not sure that they will go near WelshBoris thugh - you know her smeely beaver may just scare them away....

I'll help controlfreaky!

Hang on...what's that lump next to the pile of lentil rafts...the one covered in cushions and coffee grounds....?

And just LOOK at her ex! Can you believe that she had sex with that! No wonder her beaver is smelly!

OMG, Mrs B is missing? Don't worry, I am the fastest badger hunter in the UK, I have my map and compass, vodka - purely for first aid purposes, will be back shortly.

here I'm here!

here I'm here!

Hang on - how on earth is it we ae all in this god-forsaken belt of nowhere, having to walk to get alcohol and the band leaderf has dissapeared I vbet you is we organise a search she is in the bushes somewhere with the sports coach

Did I tell you about her? WWB will back me up.... oh she is such a ....

i dont know what you're implying jessajam. no wonder you're not poular. i didnt touch her, honest. i think it must have been a beaver. may just go for a wander on my own now.....[exits pursued by a bea[ve]r]....

what do you mean lost?

I was right behind that tree the whole time, drinking my organic coffee. God, some people...

Secur! Really! Tell me more!

Any room for a small one? (well more medium sized, really). Am good at weaving and making people feel valued. Surely useful in a team building exercise?

wait for me chloe55 !
< looks nervously around at all the others who have been bitching about her and worries they may start a lord of the flies type slaughtering >

So what was the mysterious lump under the cushions then????

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welcome xob

rhubarb I LOVED that man

Oh yes, you would not comprehend what I have had to go through because of her and well, that sports coach - if that is even what he is....

oh... my.... god....

its... a....

who's kidnapped my team mate???????????

god, I go away for 3 mins to find some driftwood and plaited vines for our raft and you've all turned into animals

Don't worry WelshBoris we know that ..

WWB - did you know about Welsboris and Dr Pepper?

you can join me and rhubarb and chloe and badger(when we find her) if you want yeahbut

have i been thrown out of the team trinity ?

Oooh, ta TR!!