What is the most awkward sex moment you've had?
The other day, on a rare evening off, I stayed at a friend's who assured me that her and her husband would have no issue with me crashing on their bedroom floor.. After all, I was unintentionally rat-arsed (arguably the BEST kind of rat-arsed, when it is unanticipated)
Hmmm..
Anyway, laid on said floor whilst friend and husband cosied on up in bed. When suddenly, wild and frantic shagging between friend and husband took place.
Awkward
They must have thought I was asleep. What made it worse was my sudden urge to vomit profusely after a galaxy of swirls and patterns peppered the room through my drunken haze. Unable to hold it in any longer, I made an almighty lurch for their en-suite loo as they sprung apart.
I felt like I'd crawled through the entrance of narnia as I flung my head in the bowl with the grace of a dead fish.