RANT (toilets at work)

[yorkshirelass79]

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you poor soul, lass!

in one of my workplaces, we had someone who was infamous for polluting the ladies' loo at around 2PM like clockwork!

you'd scurry to go before she got in there.

honestly, my eyes watered after she'd been in there and i also threw up once. in the sink - didn't make it to the bog.

someone heard me and once i'd cleaned myself up and my boss asked if i were okay and i told him, he loudly bellowed, for all us cubicle prairie dogs to hear, 'someone is polluting the bathroom so bad my team members are puking b/c of it.'

after that she went to another floor to do her biz.

or 'if you can't be bothered to lift the seat ffs sit down or aim!' (that's to some male colleagues)

maybe you could leave a note sellotaped to the mirror.

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When I was at school many eons ago, one of the girls pooed in the bin and left it there!!!

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"cubicle prairie dogs"
I like that

Wot EIS,you knew who the offender was??
Jeez,some people have no shame eh?
I would never do a poo at work.

Worst bogs I have ever seen were in my dh's office in Russia (God foresaken Soviet era crumbling block)
They were an open sewer with a roof.

EEEEEEEWWWW

I would far rather breathe a poo smell for 3 minutes than be choked by revolting air freshener and have a headache for the rest of the day. Breathing perfume like that makes me feel nauseous with a banging headache, for hours and hours.

Maybe you could take a mask with you, the sort Michael Jackson used to wear?

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