Quick help - rogue apostrophe...?

[handlemecarefully]

Calling grammar pendants

I'm under pressure and can't think straight (fete later this morning and I am still designing notices for my stall on Publisher).

Is this okay (re punctuation etc):

BOOKS

FICTION: MENS'S AND WOMEN'S

PLEASE HAVE A RUMMAGE

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You could leave out one of the S's form Mens's!!

Good spot Squarer!

mens's ??????

Lol

Have another coffee hmc.

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Actually, weren't you on the named scary Mnetters list?

do you really have a way of dividing books in to male and female piles?

Good point Zippi....

Could you say Fiction:Adult

That way you wouldn't need any apostrophes!

Good point Zippi
Who are we to raise a collective eyebrow at the night club bouncers who go crazy for Jilly Cooper eh??

except it sounds a bit porno

or is that the kind of books you have?

lol at 'grammar pendants'

I personally wouldn't bother specifying and would just say 'Fiction' but if you want the other bits then its Fiction: Men's and Women's I suppose although that still looks wrong now I write it....

moondog

do you respect me now it's morning?

I did give out rather easily

fiction and non fiction is easier i think

You're easy you WB!!
lol

Gah,days of lie ins are long gone in this house.
Am trying to summon energy to get dd into her ridiculous riding apparel.

Hmmm... That would be Fiction: Erotic though Zippi

Not at that stage yet DD is only 21 months

Off to holibods with her now though that should cure the hang over

HMC's ignoring us now. She's busy doing her notices for the stall.

"PORN"
NON-PORN"

imagine having us lot rummaging through your nick nacks hmc

I expect your customers will be easier!

Where are you going WB??

Horses?

Thank god I had a boy (already taller than a jockey too).

"holibods"

I thought it would be Improving.
Not for me it bloody isn't (and keeping 23 mth old happy while she does it)

Lol at that Zippi. It doesn't bear thinking about

thanks for cheering me up anyway

i woke up crying this morning because in my dream I was talking to my Grandma

and i said to her the most important thing I have to do now is look after you

and she replied with a hand on my shoulder no you don't
and i said to her why not

and she answered because I'm dead

and I started crying and woke up

and realised that not only was she dead but my mum and dad were too

such a vivid dream

You lot are completely incorrigible

I have two boxes of books - one entitled 'Chick lit and some more edifying reads' and the other is the Men's and Women's fiction.

I thought that I would separate them because the men might get fed up going through a box full of Jane Green, Sophie Kinsella etc and walk away without making a purchase.

Trust you all to lower the tone.

Won't be back on now today - faaarrrrr too busy with the fete (it's funny how your horizons contract when you are a SAHM, the fete is the most important thing in my calender for weeks)

Zippi

Hope it goes well HMC