"I bloody love you"

[FrannyandZooey]

Guess what ds (3) just said to dp?

The thing is I honestly can't think where he would have heard it.

Dp's face was a picture:

DS: I bloody love you.
DP: what???
DS: I bloody love you.
DP: I love you too

That's so sweet!

Does he generally use "bloody"?

Nope, it's a first. Shall I go and write it into his baby book?

PMSL bloody cute though

I'd think so.

DS1 still likes to say "oh my god", but saves it for particularly strong feelings. Like finding Gran has made biscuits (gran always makes biscuits).

Has he been secretly watching old Brookside episodes?

Perhaps Bob the Builder has finally said it to Wendy?

How cute!

or ray winstone films!

that is SO funny
had he been drinking??

We spent the last half hour before bedtime torn between being desperate for him to repeat it as it was so funny, and determined not to encourage it as it is really extremely naughty.

Me: Do you love mummy?
DS: Yes
Me: Do you love mummy in the same way you love Daddy?
DS: Yes
DP: And how do you love Daddy?
DS:

Me: What story would you like now? Would you like "Guess How Much I Bloody Love You"?

LOL! DD, 3, said "bleedin'" today to my Dad.

But only because he said it first

"Who dropped all these bleeding strawberries on the floor GD?"

"I dropped the bleedin strawberries on the floor Grandad"

He sounds like me when drunk

i bloody love you i do

That is so lovely!
Am just getting over the fact dd doesn't say it anymore (with or without bloody)

Fantastic!

Boris

Have you been phoning my ds again?

Is ds saying that "you're my best mate, you are" while leaning quite heavily on you?

Franny, I love it!

ROFL at Guess How Much I Bloody Love You

Little Nutbrown Hare had been to the pub...

LOL DP has pointed out it was in fact "I bladdy love you" complete with Essex type accent

so, er, that'll be from me, then

There really isn't enough swearing in children's books if you ask me.

between this, UCM and "christ on a bike" my ribs are killing me

ds' current favourite word (and used in appropriate context) is "oh, shit". Have no idea where he learnt that from . dd also said "bugger" quite often.

Fortunately his other favourite expression is "lub" ! ie, "lub mummy". He is 2.3.

They soon grown out of it - and then learn things like "willy head" at school. grrrr. Bloody kids!

Ooh what have I missed? What is Christ on a bike please? I have been AFK all day and feel well out of the loop

What's this christ on a bike thing? I've shortened that one to "crikey bikey" so I'm sure DS1 will come out with something inappropriate soon enough

I love you right the way up to...oh, hang on, I feel a bit ..right the way up to that highest splatter of vomit.

moondog saw some fancy cat food and said

christ on a bike

I love you all the way up to my shavey head and Engerland t-shirt