A thread of whimsy

[hunkermunker]

upon which MNers can be whimsical about trifles and wax lyrical about tricycles.

Cherries and three wheels. Whimsy!

I don't know if I know how to wax whimsical.

Is it the same as talking crap? That I can do.

Just kick up your heels and frolic some, Moo.

Talking crap? Wash your mouth out, Moosome lady!

I mean crap in a fragrant, sequin sprinkled way, of course.

Oh, THAT'S OK then.

So, pebbles on beaches then. Whose idea was that? They're not very comfy, are they?

Will you make your mind up, VVV, in or out, please.

Fnar.

Shall I tell you I burned my feet? Is that at all whimsical?

Are you sure you want me here?

VVV, we have forgot the fart (oh, so topical given your chatname...oh, I amaze myself with wonder).

Pebbles. Work of the devil, I tell you.

Burnt feet you say, Moo. Not pleasant. Don't put butter on them. Or is that like cannibalism given you are Mooesque?

Er, hunker, are you saying there is something wrong with MM drinking milk of her own kind?

surely Lady Nork Milking Queen herself wouldnt think it wrong......?

What, feed my baby milk from my breasts? That's disgusting. They're for men, surely?

Oh, and doh. I blame the late hour:

It was not Queen Victoria who said "My Lord, I had forgot the fart," as we seemed to imply, Weekend, page 24, February 23. It was Queen Elizabeth I to Edward de Vere, Earl of Oxford (1550-1604) on his return to court after seven years of self-imposed exile after breaking wind in the royal presence (John Aubrey, Brief Lives).

And Lo, so it was, forever more, Hunker fed her babies chocolate milk, thus bequeething her ample bosom to her DH once again.

I have a photo of DS2 enjoying my ample norkage today, in fact. That sounds peculiar. But it's a lovely pic

It IS a lovely picture

Oh lovely ladies, must we mention mere men on this uplifted and enlightened thread of whimsy?

Pebbles a definite no for me but I was told rounded and perfect cobbles are like auto-reflexology by my dear sister this very night

Outrageous whafting VVV!

Auto-reflexology? Hmm...

Has anyone seen my soulcake duck?