Dh has just walked in....

[Carla]

and said 'How LONG do you spend on that bl**dy Mumsnetter thing?' I didn't know how to reply!

None of your business

How long do you spend watching football/reading the paper/sticking model aeroplanes together (delete as appropriate)

Oh only about 10 mins a day, the rest of the time I am researching your birthday present

Go away I'm busy on mumsnet

Any of those do?

Lie your head off - I am sure there are things he does that you could ask the same about i.e., watching football, going to the pub etc

or perhaps - i am working.....i am working soo hard surely i derserve a 5minute break

Ihave just told dh that mn is one of the reasons I stay sane

Its my staffroom banter I miss from work