Just wondering what other people are doing. Because I did something most people probably consider piss-easy but it was quite difficult for me, honest!
... because although I am NOT good at mornings and weekend mornings it usually takes at least one cup of tea made by someone else before I can function - and because although I am veggie...
I got up, helped ds (9) present dh with cards and presents and then stoically cooked them a fried breakfast. Which I really don't know how to cook - I can do sausages but never cook bacon or fry eggs.
The kitchen may be full of smoke, and several rounds of fried bread ended up in the bin, however! 
I know to some people this is easy but I don't do the kind of cooking where you have to co-ordinate stuff, I do pasta or one-pot with rice. I don't fry eggs, I poach them, but dh likes fried.
(Also because dh is working today. An extra to make a bit of extra money, bar work for a friend who has a catering company and has a big do on. So it will be hard work for 12 hours before a full week's office work inc. significant commute. Bless him.)