i am shitfaced

[Tortington]

so thought i would tell you cos enlgish os such a hard lagfuage to type thwn pissed.
my brain is tlleing me the right way but mi finers anre not following instructions and i have hiccups

i went out whit eldest ds parents.

o so imagine you go out with you sos g/f parents

ok right now imagine youg et shitfaces.

ok i tyhink i may have said something like

"either tek me as you leave me or fuck off"

in gernaqeral conversation like

i think i went overboard on fisrtst pissed ness

no one will anser this cos its me and is pissed na you cant reas it

bollocks ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH SHITarsewabk toss billlock

no right. ;llistwen. i am eldest ds parets. i means parents opf g/f

Well actually you just type like cod when you are pissed so actually every one is very able to understand you

You've disgraced yourself in front of the in-laws? ROFL Custy

Have had a few glasses of wine myself btw so am doing extra concentrated typing

Sounds like you are going to be popular with DS!

pishing myse,f larfing!!!

Well I remember that you have been out with the inlaws before so I reckon, having met you, that they already knew that they could take you as they found you!Probably no great surprise.

evening custy! feel like I;ve been following you - everytime I click on a post there you are. ish. God I wish i was pissed. in fact bugger it. I know it's late but have been working, no-ones here. I'm going to get myself a night cap

i am a shit faced fucker. i have no excuse. i am now typring slowly roflpmsl.y

well I've drunk my galss of whisky (it was actually amaretto but that's for wusses) and I;m off to bed. good night

lol Custy, how's your head this morning?

LOL at this. Comedy drunk typing is a never-ending source of amusement for those of us up bright and early the next day.

When I used to be a pisshead I set my internet password to something really difficult so that when I was rat arsed I could not actually log on :o Saved me many many embarrassments

hark at the teetotaler

how is pacman this morning??

Yes well now you know why I'm a teetotaller these days

He's up there at it again

I am still arsing grumpy. There's no hot water and I want to wash my hair. Music festival here later but looks like rain, arse.

oh dear.

many agolipications.

Are you feeling ever so slightly off colour?

ha ha ha ha ha!
I've got an email from you that I haven't read yet, I can't open it at work for some reason!

how dar you! do i look like i have afkin apron.

am not too bad. no headache very thirsty. exceedingly tired.

thanks fer askin.

made a tit of miself infront of the sons g/fs parents i think. dh said i was "merry" which means i was outragously loud.

dh made me cooked breakfast. he's a good 'un

i dont remember e-mailing anyone. i remember mumsnet.

oh dear

Wish I could read the damn thing!
Dh made a tit out of himself in front of neighbours on Sat night, I let him. He was very ill on Sunday! I was very good this weekend! But the in-laws come to stay in 2 weeks and I think I might need double vodkas then!