How does one get a babysitter to leave....

[Twiglett]

Been home for 20 minutes .. chatted politely

he's lying on the floor watching newsnight saying 'I must go'

help .. he ain't moving (he's a friend's DH)

Put your see through nightie on and grab DH and say, 'Sorry, we have a prior engagement!'

step on him?

Are you paying?
I would just ignore him and get on with things.

he's still here

f'ck off

Appear in your night stuff (tell me you don't sleep naked!) complete with hair removal cream on your upper lip?

Ask him if he's getting chips on the way home?

Ask him to do the dishes and let himself out?

paying back in kind .. he sits for 3 hours . .. we have his DS overnight

duh .. equation doesn't balance does it?

Fart?

I do sleep naked .. but occasionally borrow DH's dressing gown

No Twig.
You've been fleeced.

f'ck off f'ck off .. go home

DH just joined me in kitchen .. raised eyebrows

Get that dressing gown on and wander in smiling at DH. He'll get him to leave if you smile big enough........but then you might have to follow through......

SAY goodnight!!!!

about flamin' time .. he's gone

off to play with DH's bits

that should be

he's gone

and

I'm off to play ....

LOL Twig!

Jeez twuiglett BEEN THERE!!!!!!
Ours is lovely but she just lingersssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss