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Some slapper at dh's work fancies him and is making lewd comments.....

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Northerner · 14/05/2006 12:27

Can't post what she does or says because it is vile. Dh is very honest so that's why he tells me.

He won't report it because 'he can handle it' and I guess men just don't do they?

I am so mad because I think she is totally crossing the line and part of me wants to scratch her eyes out.

I don't know her, have never met her so not really anything I can do.

Just wanted to vent really, what type of women must she be to behave like this towards a married man?

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Greensleeves · 14/05/2006 14:06

tell her he said he wouldn't cross the street to piss on her if she was on fire Grin

harpsichordcarrier · 14/05/2006 14:07

there you see I knew GS would be along in a minute with something suitably vulgar Grin

Greensleeves · 14/05/2006 14:08

I aim to please Grin

CatBert · 14/05/2006 14:13

Wait, wait! - I have the perfect phrase for your DH... It's classy, witty, subtle. Erm - how does it go, ah yes...

"Oh just fuck off you ugly slapper"

snurk! Grin

LadyTophamHatt · 14/05/2006 14:27

what about "Listen love...you've proabably got more new species of bacteria up your minge than the scientific world know exist...if you think any of us would go within 100 paces of that bacteria filled hole even whilst dressed in full nuclear wallout protection gear, you're wrong......very wrong indeed... you dirty slut"

That should do it.

MamaMaiasaura · 14/05/2006 14:28

Shock omg that was.. Shock

TinyGang · 14/05/2006 14:35

Blimey, remind me not to get on the wrong side of LTH!Shock

LadyTophamHatt · 14/05/2006 14:38

I'm quite mild mannered really TG.

all talk reallyWink

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Northerner · 14/05/2006 14:51

I like it LTH, very good Grin

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WideWebWitch · 14/05/2006 15:09

Agree with Harpsi. Don't give her the satisfaction, she clearly isn't a threat to you. If it is bothering your dh he should go to his boss and tell them that it contitutes harrassment and that she needs a verbal, then written warning. I don't see why she should get away with vile and inappropriate behaviour just because she's a woman.

CowTseTongue · 14/05/2006 15:16

Ooh Northener, she sounds absolutely lovely. Real street corner kinda gal. Now, I understand that you're worried about her coming onto your husband etc, but I think you're missing the real point:

Should somebody that dirty be allowed to work in a kitchen?

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Northerner · 14/05/2006 16:15
Grin

shes's not a food handler. She's a domestic.

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nursetigger6 · 14/05/2006 16:29

I'd go down there and make my presence known i.e. I am Mr Northerners wife, and you are?".... and take it from there. I have a similar thing with dp at his work place, he's even left his mobile on his desk and recorded some of their conversations just so I know what she is saying and he isn't the one instigating the comments. He really needs to sort this out or one time it'll go too far and get out of hand.Cowbag has backed off dp since I "called in" to the office one day because i'd forgotten my keys. Wink

nursetigger6 · 14/05/2006 16:31

oops, few posts behind!! Blush sounds like a right classy bird!

themoon66 · 14/05/2006 16:35

Sounds like you should do that old but enjoyable trick of ringing her place of work because you are the STD clinic, going through her possible contacts to warn them of a sinister disease they should all get check out for.

fullmoonfiend · 14/05/2006 16:45

Northerner - is she a chef? We could get all us locals there for a meal and send everything she touches back...and when she comes out we could give 'er a slaaapp...
(sorry, been watching too much Eastenders or summat)

fullmoonfiend · 14/05/2006 16:46

ah, sorry, just read the thread properly. I'm not sure I'd be able to do nothing, IYSWIM. Could you ring her at work and tell her to keep her filthy little mind on her job and off your dh?

themoon66 · 14/05/2006 16:47

Yeah - which restaurant in Harrogate. I know Harrogate pretty well. Jeez, just thought... hope its not prim and twee Bettys!

fullmoonfiend · 14/05/2006 16:49

LMAO at the thought of a prim Bettys waitresses getting low down and dirty with those little lace things on their heads Grin ''Care for a Fat Rascal, sir?''

themoon66 · 14/05/2006 16:57

FFF - now in fit of giggles at thought of 'Fat Rascals'.

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Northerner · 14/05/2006 21:16
Grin

No, it's not Betty's! Although dh did used to work there. It's at the hospital, dh is head of special diets and she is a domestic. (she basically serves in the canteen and delivers food/drinks to wards and patiemts then collects them later)

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fairyjay · 14/05/2006 21:43

You've got to get to meet her on some pretext, and go the 'oh yes, dh has told me all about you', in a suitably condescending tone.

Skribble · 14/05/2006 21:48

Just skimmed over this and although DH might not want to do anything officialy just now he should at least keep a record of what has happened and I would strongly suggest that he has it officialy noted. What if she decides to turn things around when she realises he won't play the game and try to get him in trouble.

DH was getting rude texts from an employee, he got HR to keep records of the texts and she got a warning letter, I later found out that she was a really twisted bitch and she could have caused serious problems for DH, so I am gald he or i didn't enter into a slanging match.

shellybelly · 14/05/2006 21:54

slap her daft with a wet fish

no seriously, go down to your hubbies work with the pretext of "you forgot your house keys darling" make sure she is around, give him a big hug and kiss and her a dirty look worthy of Alexis Carrington!!

Daisyb00 · 14/05/2006 21:55

It's really, really horrible when somebody does this to you. A similar thing has been happening to me recently.
Depending on just how annoyed you're feeling (and how much time you want to waste!) my suggestions would be;

Get dh to arrange to meet her in a public place, such as a restaurant. She'll be really excited (I'd imagine) and spend ages getting ready, etc, etc. She arrives at said venue, then instead of your dh turning up, you stride in and have a few choice words. Hopefully the disappointment of being stood up and the humiliation of it all will put an end to it.

or

Buy an enormous tub of 'Vagisil' (or whatever that stuff is that helps ladies who get a bit damp down there control it), gift wrap it (try to make it look like it's chocolates or something??) and send it to her at work. If she likes attention, she'll probably draw a crowd round to see her open it!!

I'm not usually this warped - Maybe just a few quiet words would do..... Smile