Does anyone have any spare tether please

[Twiglett]

because I seem to have come to the end of mine

Gah

What's wrong my dear?

Can't help with tether, I'm afraid, I ran out weeks ago.

puking, hot listless toddler interspersed with whingy, hot, puking toddler, interspersed with hot, happy playful puking toddler

interspersed with lovely but exasperating 5 year old

haven't you gone yet frau-of-house?

they are both in readybeds in front of the tv .. puking toddler has taken calpol and kept down dinner (so far) .. yay .. can't be bothered with bedtime so think I'll wait till DH comes in then throw that at him and disappear into another room with a large bottle of wine

#@^)"#@&#!!!...no! But if you find any please let me know... My kids use it up like it's going out of fashion.