Does anyone else, erm ... TMI

[carla]

feel the need to trump when they first wake up? I do, sorry! and wonder why.

OK, so I'm the only person on MN who farts! Sorry

this is the reason i hope i never meet you carla

youre obviously barking

dh usually lets one rip just as hes waking and dd rumbles away!but moi,never,im a lady dont you know!!

wb, I shall take that as a compliment.

And I know where to put my apostrophes. Usually.

are you criticising my punctuation?

I'm the same but I'm changing my name because it's not the sort of information I like to share and because I don't want anyone to be able to use it against me later Dp does it too (but obviously he's much worse than me, goes without saying).

I have always put it down to build-up of gasses overnight, and needing to poo first thing in the morning but I could be wrong.

I wouldn't dare!

me. but i'm a man so you can't use me as comparison.

I don't mind who knows (apart from H) but it just seemed strange to me.

Where's your sense of comeradeship, man?

You cant talk about your bodily functions Carla, I'm ashamed of you!

I wont then.

Nope never trump, but never go for number two very often either so thats probably why.

DD, DS and DP all take it in turns though, very windy family but we are all "air" signs

think mine's worse - used to walk through a church yard on way to work and always, without fail, farted at least 3 times!