You know you need to go back to bed when...............

[pepperpots]

You try and answer the remote
Start cursing the mouse (must be a really technical problem) and realise you are actually moving your mobile around on the mousemat

oh poor you! I shout at the cat to stop miaowing, ds copies me now

also shouted at ds1 to stop banging the door when i actually realised it wasn't him and the delivery man was at the door

when you press mute on the remote to try and shut your kids up

You drop the works mobile phone down the loo...

You knacker up your washing machine from washing a used disposable nappy

LOL ledodgy

you say to your dp 'TBH I'm knackered'

ewwwww was it clean or do you have to scrape 'stuff' out

Luckily it was just a wet nappy, not a dirty one, still made a bloody mess though.

all those crystal bits?? i remember when i first had my son was a very naive 19 yr old and put him in a paddling pool with a normal nappy on and there were those crystal bits all over the garden for days!

pmsl