Tell us about your un-domestic goddess moments? 
I remembered one today. I decided to put DS1's empty paint pots in the dishwasher, one had contained red paint previously and dyed all the plastic and wooden spoons (yes I know you're not meant to put wooden spoons in the dishwasher) a very unnatural bright pink colour. Took ages to fade. 
Another dishwasher related moment was putting DS1's water bottle that he had just purchased from the School in the dishwasher (it didn't say you couldn't put it in) and it came out all melted and I had to send him the next day with money to get another one. His teacher of course asked what happened to the one he had just bought and he told her that I melted it in the dishwasher. 