Please Jim, can you fix it for me.....

[GDG]

.....to go to the toilet without an audience.

Thanks.

No, Jim don't do miracles

hope you're not at work GDG

But you would have to be filmed doing it, GDG, for the show, so wouldn't it defeat the object?

LOL! No, at home. It drives me nuts!!!

I have the same problem with my 2 year old DS. Unfortunately, whenever I sit on the loo he points at me and says "eewwwww" really loudly.

Thanks for that kid.

Actually GDG, my 9 month dd has always adored lying on the mat and watching while I go to the toilet. I get a big grin and sometimes a laugh at the lovely tinkling sound. It's her absolute favourite thing.

I would not dream of depriving her of such an innocent pleasure. But perhaps yours are older?

Jim'll fix it for you, and you and you and you-oo-ooou...but not you, GDG.

Do they offer to wipe for you?

DS has just started doing that. I do have him well trained.

Kathy, I have 3 boys aged 5, 3.5 and 19 months - so I have an audience of 3 and they don't exactly not ask questions about, y'know, ladies things. GO AWAY!!!

you may think its cute now kathy but trust me the novelty will wear off then when you try to get 5 mins peace all you actually get is 5mins of screaming outside the door. or they just walk in anyway. so annoying.

You might be fascinating now but according to something I was reading, by the time you're 50 most women feel invisible.

once when my af sarted and I was in public I took my ds into the loo with me to sort out my sanitary provisions and he said very loudly 'mummy why have you got poo in your knickers' still finding it hard to forgive him for causing such embaressment

oh gdg can sooooo sympathise there! dd1 is 6 and asks too many questions so now its best to shut the door (really should get round to buying a lock) usually find get out or you'll go to bed early works a treat - for everything not just this

Yes, it is cute now but I'm quite sure you're all right and I won't be so charmed when she's 5