Staying at the in laws this Xmas?

[codswallop]

I hope that they...................

Turn the thermostat up from 15 degrees

Turn the thermostat down from 30 degrees.....

in my dreams

dont let the kids graze all day

My Inlaws have the thermostat up at 30 in summer!! Then his mother opens the windows if we are "a bit warm"

A BIT WARM??? FFS.... the dead giveaway is all of us lying on the floor naked and gasping for air!!

(oooo nice image!)

Good luck Coddy. How long are you staying for?

Wish MIL wouldn't boil all the lunch veg until it is a greenish grey colour and the consistancy of baby puree (that includes carrots!!)

2/3 nights of frost bitten toes

I have card holder form M and s, a silver thread and tiny silver pegs - the pegs dont hold the cards,,, any ideas?

lol... better pack yer thermal knickers!

Message withdrawn

Wish my FIL wouldn't burp at the dinner table....

Message withdrawn

2 cards on one peg??

I hope that ... FIL only snarls at the children once or twice. DH & I don't go out of our tree at the monotony of the routine. The kids will actually go outside in spite of the cold. The journey there (Scotland) and back doesn't get delayed. There is some part of the Xmas meal that morning sickness will let me eat. That MIL doesn't ask why I haven't had an amnio and when AM I getting sterilised? Since, with a 3rd baby on the way, I'm obviously breeding for England.

its shite

bloody cards - told you they ae crap

oh have sussed it

Just the day, at dp's aunt and uncle, BUT I do hope MIL does not return to the ever-popular topic of just how brave I was to embark on pregnancy when so very, very old.

There is a truth universally acknowledged, that all in laws do not know where the central heating on button is and all MILs put the veg on 15 days before eating........

Message withdrawn

Tell the same story over and over again.

MIL staying right now grrr. So far, since last night she has told me the same bloody story 4 times. How many more before she goes home? And dh is in a permanent bad mood whenever she comes to stay so I have to be extra nice to compensate.

LOl at you all

Not tell stories of how lovely dh was yet she forgets his birthday,,, he is an only child for chrissake

twink you have to clip the peg to the join of the card the spine. downwards and clip it shut

During the war???????
or similar
do you get this

bunny2 I hear the same old bullshit stories, it wrecks me head

why does dh call his 60 year old Uncles "Uncle X"?? makes him sound 2

blinking thing has fallen down now T

Might just bin it

I'm with my parents for 3 weeks this year. Heating up to the max - every window in the house open "for fresh air" - huh??

Can I have a Crimbo name too please?? Any ideas?

BaublesBobMum?

No inlaws for me this year

The way I feel about them at the moment, it is possible that I will up on a murder charge if I have to face them !

Luckily for them, they are both 250+ miles away from me at the moment!