Great Family sayings

[Blandmum]

I can think of two in our family.

My dad, of money not being able to buy you happiness 'True, but it lets you be miserable in comfort'

My mother , over 'unplanned' pregnancies, 'If you don't want to go to Cardiff, Why get on the train?!'

What great family sayings do you family have?

there was me thinking I was clever too, right enough who would have 3 sheets on their bed lol amazing the new things you learn.
BTW I am shocked by all the FHB ones, I never even heard of that! re not enough food!

oh god MI that reminds me
my mother says - let's be frank and earnest. you be Frank and I'll be ernest."
argh groan etc etc