Muffy's World of muff euphemisms...

[JanH]

\link{http://www.starma.com/penis/muffy/muffy.html\Apols if we've had it before}

Starts with Abyss, The

(Doesn't include tuppence, can't think why.)

Nope, some here have claimed it for a muff, I'm sure!

I like "fuck hole". Does what it says on the can.

it says they're vagina euphamisms but lots are in fact vulva euphamisms. shall i write to them?

my favourite is afro clam.

How about cod canal

(Don't tell her!)

Two fingered fish mitten

Good idea, SP, I'm sure they'd be impressed (cod wouldn't though)

A tuppence is a muff! I want a willy list!!

SP, how about Woolen bivalve? If only they'd spelt woollen correctly...that list is a pedant's delight!

Beef curtains is v fine

MamaG - \link{http://www.starma.com/penis/penis.html\here's} the will list ...

I like dick dock, lol.

Lots of funny Mr's - Mr Sniffles - Mr Toad's wild ride - etc!

Still doing mutley laugh! I really should grow up

\link{http://www.starma.com/penis/richardkitty/richardkitty.html\and finally the sex list}

tuppence is a muff

somebody send in babydancing, I dare ya

quivering mound of love pudding

Winkin' pink brownie cake

Well fancy seeing you here HC

Dangling participle (he must be an intellectual)

god I know franny
my specialised subjects on MN:
vulvae
Pete D "not a complete arse"
which mnetters listen to the Archers
the terrible iniquity of church schools
dear god what a life

Pete D "Not a complete arse"? Who says?