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Muffy's World of muff euphemisms...

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JanH · 03/03/2006 17:19

\link{http://www.starma.com/penis/muffy/muffy.html\Apols if we've had it before}

Starts with Abyss, The Grin

(Doesn't include tuppence, can't think why.)

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Hausfrau · 03/03/2006 17:20

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JanH · 03/03/2006 17:21

Nope, some here have claimed it for a muff, I'm sure!

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TheDullWitch · 03/03/2006 17:24

I like "fuck hole". Does what it says on the can.

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SenoraPostrophe · 03/03/2006 17:26

it says they're vagina euphamisms but lots are in fact vulva euphamisms. shall i write to them?

my favourite is afro clam.

JanH · 03/03/2006 17:26

How about cod canal Shock

(Don't tell her!)

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MamaG · 03/03/2006 17:27

Two fingered fish mitten Grin Shock

JanH · 03/03/2006 17:28

Good idea, SP, I'm sure they'd be impressed (cod wouldn't though)

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MamaG · 03/03/2006 17:28

A tuppence is a muff! I want a willy list!! Grin

JanH · 03/03/2006 17:29

SP, how about Woolen bivalve? If only they'd spelt woollen correctly...that list is a pedant's delight!

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CountessDracula · 03/03/2006 17:33

Beef curtains is v fine

WigWamBam · 03/03/2006 17:34

MamaG - \link{http://www.starma.com/penis/penis.html\here's} the will list ...

JanH · 03/03/2006 17:34

I like dick dock, lol.

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JanH · 03/03/2006 17:36

Lots of funny Mr's - Mr Sniffles - Mr Toad's wild ride - etc!

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MamaG · 03/03/2006 17:37

Still doing mutley laugh! I really should grow up

JanH · 03/03/2006 17:37

\link{http://www.starma.com/penis/richardkitty/richardkitty.html\and finally the sex list}

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freshstart · 03/03/2006 17:38

tuppence is a muff

JanH · 03/03/2006 17:38

somebody send in babydancing, I dare ya

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harpsichordcarrier · 03/03/2006 17:38

quivering mound of love pudding

MamaG · 03/03/2006 17:39
Grin
JanH · 03/03/2006 17:39

Winkin' pink brownie cake

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FrannyandZooey · 03/03/2006 17:40

Well fancy seeing you here HC Shock

JanH · 03/03/2006 17:40

Dangling participle (he must be an intellectual)

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harpsichordcarrier · 03/03/2006 17:41

god I know franny
my specialised subjects on MN:
vulvae
Pete D "not a complete arse"
which mnetters listen to the Archers
the terrible iniquity of church schools
dear god what a life

JanH · 03/03/2006 17:42

Pete D "Not a complete arse"? Who says?

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