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Hattie05 · 22/02/2006 00:10

Beauty and the Geek.

Anyone watch it? Can you imagine sharing a room with a strange bloke, then having to wear the clothes that he chose so he could perv over you in a too small bikini? Felt slightly sick for the poor girls.

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expatinscotland · 22/02/2006 00:12

No fucking way. Load of American bollocks. Like a fucking nightmare for me. All that silicone, you think those dozy bints would have some interest in the chemical structure of their own excuse for tits.

Or hair dye. They should try to make 'em learn - b/c let's face it, it's like teaching a dog to read - what goes into blond hair dye.

expatinscotland · 22/02/2006 00:13

Makes me all the more glad I got hte hell outta there. Snuggle up to my Scotsman, who thinks size 12 is thin! Love him to bits!

Hattie05 · 22/02/2006 00:13

pmsl ok so they don't have much brains, but still felt sorry for that poor girl falling out of her blue bikini.

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expatinscotland · 22/02/2006 00:15

Doesn't matter if she can swim, those saline implants should keep her afloat no matter what.

Hattie05 · 22/02/2006 00:15

PMSL genuine romance is wondeful. DP has just this second shown me his "love blister". It is a blister on his thumb from all the decorating hes been doing whilst demonstrating his love for me! .

Because of course i am the only person who lives here, the only one who will find it rewarding to see the results and i have to kiss his toes to show my appreciation.

my arse!!

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