I am a right b&gger for doing that in RL conversations, HM - assuming people know more than they do, starting off telling a story at the wrong point, generally thinking aloud - I think it can be a bad habit you fall into, rather than a deliberate attempt to wind people up.
I'm off to bed now. Good luck in sorting out whatever the exact medical condition is, and hopefully you'll get your licence back in ? 12 months time.
take carex