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Irregular Verbs on MN

22 replies

Blandmum · 15/02/2006 09:35

I have well thought out and logically presented views
You have some 'interesting' points but have you considered this....
She is talking a load of crap

I have lively and independent children
You have boistrous children, have you though of the naughtly step
Her children are monstrous and I don't want them in my house again ever

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MrsBadger · 15/02/2006 09:47

arf!

have a few in mind but need to make them less offensive before I post...

Original poster
Blandmum · 15/02/2006 09:50

I have an active and inventive sexlife
You are obviously happy with a slightly kinky partner
she is a dirty slut

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MrsBadger · 15/02/2006 09:55

I have better things to do than slave over a hot stove
You might find Jamie's Dinners gives you some ideas
She can't cook for toffee

harpsichordcarrier · 15/02/2006 09:56

I am extremely witty and amusing
you are an entertaining and provocative poster
she is a rude cow

harpsichordcarrier · 15/02/2006 09:58

I am practising relaxed parenting for the benefot of my children
you are charmingly laidback
she is a slapdash and lazy slut

SorenLorensen · 15/02/2006 09:58

Erm...aren't these personal pronouns rather than irregular verbs?

MrsBadger · 15/02/2006 09:58

I have a low-maintenance beauty routine
You might feel better with a new haircut
She has let herself go

harpsichordcarrier · 15/02/2006 09:59

sorenlorenson is a pedantic nitpicker

SorenLorensen · 15/02/2006 09:59

Oh you say the nicest things

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Blandmum · 15/02/2006 10:01

I have a refreshingly free attitude to the rules of english
You are an amusing pedant in a Lynn Truss kind of a way
She wouldn't see an amusing thread if it dropped on her

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MrsBadger · 15/02/2006 10:01

SL - not quite. It's the progression from
I talk
You talk
She talks
to
I converse
You pass on interesting information
She gossips...

SorenLorensen · 15/02/2006 10:02

Nah, you've lost me...

SorenLorensen · 15/02/2006 10:03

I losted are.

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Blandmum · 15/02/2006 10:07

I have a very bright an able child
you have an average child who is very nice
She has hot housed a nerd

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MrsBadger · 15/02/2006 10:10

I have a kind and loving child
You have a lovely, possibly dyslexic, child
She has a thick child...

oliveoil · 15/02/2006 10:10

I have no idea what any of you are on about
You have made my brain sore
She (martian) will pay

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Blandmum · 15/02/2006 10:12

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Health warning
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This is a fun thread, the comments made should not be taken as the real views of the posters concerned

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This is a piss take of 'when I do it is is fine but when you do it, it is because you are wrong'
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suzywong · 15/02/2006 10:14

these are very funny
I wish I was alert enough to think of some

but I 'm not

and I have small boys to shout at

harpsichordcarrier · 15/02/2006 10:14

I have a child with wonderfully developed verbal skills
you have a very`chatty child
her child just won't shut up.....

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Blandmum · 15/02/2006 10:14

So, My house is a tip because I'm a fun, charming, child centred indivudual (in reality I'm a slut in the house)
You(because I'm talking directly to you and I like you) have a personalised view of tidyness (while seacret;y thinkig....this woman is a slut in the house)
She (because I don't know/like her) is a slut in the house

Do you see what I'm getting at?

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Original poster
Blandmum · 15/02/2006 10:16

I have really bad PMT
You have a 'bit' of PMT have you thought of using homeopathy
She is a raving psycho

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harpsichordcarrier · 15/02/2006 10:16

I get it
you may need a little explanation
she is being deliberately dense

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