who wants to come to a rave in my lounge

[freshstart]

i should be struck off mumsnet and have my children removed

i took a slimming tablet this morning

and im off my tits

lol at pulsating fanny. youll be standing there thinking "can anyone tell?"

yes i have taken them before infact i take them all the time! sound like a right pill popper! the hop scotch thing def works dont quite know why

i will wear a long jumper just in case

or tell them i have a pet guinea pig down my kegs

wtf am i talking about

ignore me

oh god.
please walk to school

just say your beaver is cold (shiver shiver)

walk? cant walk

it will be hop scoth all the way

and conga back

all the other children will think you are either a cool mummy or a wierdo mummy!

its the mothers i worry about when i start hugging them and telling them i feel a special connection

Ha freshstart, you are so going regret this thread later/tomorrow

i wont man

i love you all and i know you love me

i am mostly exagerating the effects

i am ok - just having a larf

so you mean you havnt done the conga and your not wearing a bikini?

Put down the day-glo whistle and get off the podium, I said get off the podium...

ha ha ha pins and needle in the hair.....god, that exactly what slimming pills "and other "stuff" at the beginning IYKWIM) used to do to me.

had totally forgotten about that feeling. very weird.

think i may have to get some

I'll keep my eyes peeled on the community centre 'what's coming' noticeboard for the travelling diet salesman

OOh have just googled. Ephedrine is legal in the UK, sorry to disappoint the fish...

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Gah ! See ?

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caffeine gives me migraines . Just not worth it for me.

coming round to my normal self now lol

that was a fun way to spend the day