who wants to come to a rave in my lounge

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i should be struck off mumsnet and have my children removed

i took a slimming tablet this morning

and im off my tits

i know

hjangs head

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maybe not but at least you won't care if you don't lose any.

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yes mam

i will

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Surely class A cod?

im sure its so mild its not even classed

i am just very sensitive to stimulants i think

i have been so busy laughing at this my bottle of expressed milk has overflowed.....

now theres controversy for ou
:

I used to buy mine from a travelling diet pill sales man.
He used to hire a hall in a community centre for an hour at a time all over the town.

Very very dodgy.

He was the spitting image of that bloke off corrie with the blue framed glasses.

they had the exact same effect on me as you describe FS.

I have pins and needles in my hair

but think its now wearing off

can you make a fist? that used to fascinate me how it was impossible (at times)

yes can make a fist

altho got a bit of cramp trying to clean bath taps earlier

tell them about my research madam

popsycal has discovered that they also make ones fanny pulsate

but i darent check

could you send me some i hate doing my pelvic floors?

My friend's kids get like this on Smarties.

need to pull mysefl together for school run

do you think dds daughter will clock my pupils?

fs if you hop scotch down the street naked i am sure they wear off

PMSL fs - are you sure you're capable of doing the school run?

lol childrenofthenight - ill try that

have you taken them before?

more a case of school rave than school run

ill just let my pulsating fanny guide the way

pmsl