who wants to come to a rave in my lounge

[freshstart]

i should be struck off mumsnet and have my children removed

i took a slimming tablet this morning

and im off my tits

have drank a vatfull of tea

or mouth dries up

and a load of mates round so you can talk bolleaux

tea will make things worse ! Just as much caffiene as in a cup of coffee, so you'l feel twitchy and buzzy for longer and it will de-hydrate you. Get drinking water

yep

ive set the playroom up as a chillout room

there are a few geezers in there now

get your bongos out

pmsl

best change out of this bikini - getting a bit shivery

smoke a spliff (not a bad idea - ooh uppers and downers though)

shouldn't really say this but IME they work too,
you soon get used to the "energy" they give you.

tut tut tut

i darent take another one

im sure they will work

have no appetite and am full of beans

i did the conga to put the washing away earlier

those bored sahm mums from the other thread could come round for a coffee morning

that would liven their lives up a bit

lol

put something banging on

then clean house manically singing

"mental, mental, chicken oriental"

yes you need some orbit or youll grind your teeth away

have you jawache yet?

isnt qvc hilarious

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ive got the real proper giggles

and feel very silly guffawing to myself with no one to share this with

I bought some of those 'Adios' ones in Tesco and they didn't have that effect on me

Have you lost any weight yet?

I'm green with envy .

ive lost a bucket of sweat

must slow down on the conga

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eh? lol
what exactly have you taken freshstart??

how much for a wrap?

its my slimming world wiegh in tomorrow night

do you think a one day spell will achieve anything?>

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