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So, what exactly is Kinky?????

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TambaTheDragonSlayer · 26/01/2006 19:01

During a conversation with DH today (and I have no idea how this subject came up!) He mentioned that he didnt think I was kinky enough (We were joking about ways to improve our marraige i think!) I thought I was!

Maybe we have crossed wires over what the word means...

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TambaTheDragonSlayer · 26/01/2006 19:19

What a waste of a mars bar

I just said to him...

"We've done blah blah blah and thats not kinky so what is???"

He wandered off giggling like a little school boy!!

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noddyholder · 26/01/2006 19:20

Bananas are so last season

WigWamBam · 26/01/2006 19:20

He could always eat the Mars Bar as well ...

Or a Creme Egg, if that would be less of a waste.

starlover · 26/01/2006 19:21

no i heard a story about someone who used a marsbar and it started to melt and she got caramel stuck EVERYWHERE! nightmare to get out apparently

VestibularProwess · 26/01/2006 19:21

Bondage can be rather jolly. If you can keep a straight face that is.

WigWamBam · 26/01/2006 19:22

I'm saying nothing about how difficult the caramel is to get out.

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TambaTheDragonSlayer · 26/01/2006 19:22

A cream egg??? What if it got lost??

(just reminded me actually of when I used to work at Ann Summers, A girl bought a Pulsertron and it had an anal attachment with it...off she goes to try it (in her own home) and then calls me a day or two later. She wanted to know why it had gotten stuck up there. It had taken her dp ages to pull it out...l Shed gone and used the wrong attachment (the little egg shaped one) and it had got sucked in )

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WigWamBam · 26/01/2006 19:24

If it gets lost it will eventually melt, so no problem there ... it won't get lost though (as long as dh knows what he's doing ...)

corblimeymadam · 26/01/2006 19:40

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TambaTheDragonSlayer · 26/01/2006 19:41

I agree, the smell from canned cream is yukky, I havent been able to touch it since ewwwwww

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WigWamBam · 26/01/2006 19:43

If you don't fancy cream there's always honey (gets a bit sticky though) or chocolate spread (although the kids might start to complain if you keep using all theirs up ...)

corblimeymadam · 26/01/2006 19:45

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WigWamBam · 26/01/2006 19:45

I don't know, konky could be interesting ...

poppiesinaline · 26/01/2006 19:47

Ewwww at lost cream egg!

corblimeymadam · 26/01/2006 19:48

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TambaTheDragonSlayer · 26/01/2006 19:48

test your kinkyness

My result - 540 (501 to 60 Wow! You're too kinky for most!!!)

I am kinky!!!!

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WigWamBam · 26/01/2006 19:52

So what's he going on about then??

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VestibularProwess · 26/01/2006 19:56

I don't do kinky.
On the few occasions I've tried I've felt like a right Charlie tbh. Very silly indeed.

FrannyandZooey · 26/01/2006 19:57

Vesti, are you Spidey? Hmm? Enquiring minds want to know.

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TambaTheDragonSlayer · 26/01/2006 20:02

He said that he feels 'kinky' is S&M and heavy duty bondage!!! WTF is S&M??? I dont dare google

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VestibularProwess · 26/01/2006 20:04

Bless your cotton sox tamba it's Sadism and Masochism.

jessicaandrebeccasmummy · 26/01/2006 20:06

485!

VestibularProwess · 26/01/2006 20:07

201 - 300 (You have sweet hints of a kinky nature).

... and yes franny I am. So that's me busted then.

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