when your catatonically pissed do you.....

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count the tiles in the toilet?

no...

Are you laying on them?

I concentrate very hard on them but am usually too pissed to count.....

blanket post everyone on MN with a cause.

i swaer an shit at maths but - i always count the tiles across and the tiles from the roof down and then try to multipoly them

really UCM you do that? becuase i very rarely start threads unless somthing really intersts me.

I point at them and jab them with my finger whilst availing myself of the facility. I don't count though.

I find bile works a treat on limescale. Are you in Belgium then, BelgianBun, or just Belgian without being here?

I am there, was here...a long time ago.

Dont have tiles in our bathroom. Have this icky vinyl stuff. Easy to clean, tho.

Which bit? I'm in Vlaams Brabant.

omg yeah thats so starnge and when im out i sometimes lean my head against the wall of the loo while im sitting on it thinking i could just go to sleep now, wither that or read the graffitti, luckily ive never fallen asleep in the loo while out but i know someone who has and woke up and the lights were off and the club was shut

either not wither ive had a couple of glasses of wine

doesn't everyone?

Yup, totally agree. We are due to leave this year (contract finishes, hate job, didn't want it renewed) and am looking for something else. Went to the sales on Avenue Louise today (just to make you feel homesick ) and got some fantastic bargains, especially in Dod.

Jealous? Oh, and moules frites for lunch, washed down with a Leffe Blonde.

Where were we? Counting bathroom tiles?

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