Small dogs that yap
And big dogs that bark
Yobs that leave glass & litter in the park
Mud on the slide & grafitti on swings
These are a few of my least favourite things.
Souped up crap cars
With steroeos that thump
Swearing & spitting both give me the hump
Dangly clown necklaces
Gold soverign rings
These are a few of my least favourite things.
Exposed thongs & low rider jeans
Clothing so tight it splits at the seams
Muffin style midriffs & ugh bingo wings
These are a few of my least favourite things.
Reality tv & celebrity mags
People next to me smoking their fags
Celine Dion,who thinks she can sing
These are a few of my lease favourite things.
When the sun shines
When the birds sing
When I'm feeling glad
I simply remember these horrible things
And then I just feel so bad.