BAD TASTE PARTY

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We have been invited to a fancy dress party with a bad taste theme We are considering victoria and david which would be v difficult as I would have to starve for weeks or peter andre and jordan slightly easier as I have big knockers and a penchant for fake tan!Any ideas for us?It is in 3 weeks so plenty of time to get things organised Over to you .........

What about Ting Tong and Dudley? Should raise a few laughs.

You could just dress up in bad taste - hideous tie, shirt, slippers, cardigan combo for dh and legwarmers, teeny bopper things wagging on your head etc etc

Nazi Costumes and ginger hair ???

I already have ginger hair you cheeky so and so!

Camilla (posh evening dress and moose mask) and Prince Charles (with Tampax packet in top pocket)?

LOL LGJ.

I went to a bad taste party when I was a student.

My male flatmate wrapped cotton wool round himself and attached blue string to his head.

Used tampon? (wrap yourself in white foam and paint the top half red?

Excellent, you can look like Prince Harry without too much trouble.

THREE x postings on the same theme???
Must be your answer, Noddy!

I wanted to look sexy too as I rarely get dressed up these days but royalty seems to be top choice!

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Someone I knew at collage put a pigs tail down his trousers and out through his fly. He dipped the end in condensed milk

It was horrible

Pregnant nun is always good for a laugh!

How about Gary Glitter ?

pimp and his whore? (for added twist - you be the pimp and your partner can be the miniskirted prostitute!) You can have endless fun negotiating prices for him all night!