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CUSTY - say what now???????????????????

17 replies

Mytwopenceworth · 30/12/2005 22:11

I need to know about your juggling

I have pictures in my head that are not going to be removed without a mallet.

For the love of God woman, what the F?????????

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Mincepiedermama · 30/12/2005 22:14

I thought Custy had the knowing-eye-twinkle of a deeply satisfied woman when I met her.

expatinscotland · 30/12/2005 22:14

I'm still trying to get over the orgasm thread .

Mincepiedermama · 30/12/2005 22:20

Well she obvoiusly isn't going to tell us. Either that or she's blissfully at it again with her simultanious Os.

Mytwopenceworth · 30/12/2005 22:23

orgasm thread?

genital juggling?

I'm almost scared to refresh active convos

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QueenVictoria · 30/12/2005 22:28

yes, where is this orgasm thread everyone keeps referring to?

Mincepiedermama · 30/12/2005 22:30

Well you did ask .

QueenVictoria · 30/12/2005 22:33

Thanks (i think) spidermama

myrrhthamoo · 30/12/2005 22:36

Yes I have a little too. And I have never felt the urge to juggle

UCM · 31/12/2005 02:02

Jiggle, the, word is, Jiggle

Other than that it's flicking your bean, FFS please tell me that you lot aren't completely lamp-posted.

Mincepiedermama · 31/12/2005 13:47

'Lamp-posted' UCM?

Tortington · 31/12/2005 14:36

i didn't mean vaginal juggling - although must admit i have never tried it. however i can't see how it would work - am sure some clever soul can do the ping pong juggling thing.

i was just adding another amazing custy fact to impress my peers.

i can c/o and v/o

i can juggle

but i cant cook

i can also get drunk very well

i can also make a bead curtain with a garden cain , string and straws.

see my talents have no end

on telling my dh about the other thread he said " don't i get any credit?"

"not much" i replied

there is another one i thought of an anal orgasm. never tried that not up my street pardon the pun. apparently its true.

tamba · 31/12/2005 14:39

OMG you can have an anal orgasm????? well i never...

Glitterygook · 31/12/2005 14:44

bleurgh!f

noddyholder · 31/12/2005 15:18

custy you are going to get seriously quizzed at the next meet not that I need any advice myself though

MABS · 31/12/2005 16:03

i do Nodders dear..

UCM · 31/12/2005 20:17

Think I meant laggered spidermama but was pissed when I wrote it. It was the first thing that came into my head

Spidermama · 01/01/2006 11:27

Phew!
I assumed 'lamp-posted' was another morsel of current parlance which was passing me by.

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