Useful rules to live by

[janh]

Bored? Life seems dull? How to make it exciting !

1. Be honest, all the time, with everyone, about every single thing.

2. When you ask a woman a question, suggest she checks with her O/H before answering.

3. Always join in other people?s arguments. Encourage others to join in too.

4. Recognise your limitations. Then ignore them.

5. Recognise other people?s limitations. Then tell them what they are.

6. Don?t delegate. They?ll only do it wrong.

7. Stop saving your computer work and never make back-ups.

8. Apply for jobs you?re totally unsuited for.

9. Or get a job writing junk mail.

10. Tense all your muscles. Try to stay this way all day.

11. Try to make everyone around you work faster.

12. Ask colleagues ?are you sure you know what you?re doing??

13. In an annoying voice.

14. Converse at length with double-glazing salesmen (and Jehovah's Witnesses, Rhubarb!).

15. Take umbrage early. It saves time.

Ah, that explains why I have such an exciting life!

Good one Janh ...

Blimmie I think my m.i.l has been on mumsnet and read your post or did you get these out of annoying gits manual she may have read it too. Along with mrs Bucket.

LOL!

janh even the very first rule would cause absolute mayhem!!