Nicknames - What's going on... are you all changing ?

[Pupuce]

I am getting very confused - maybe it's because I am on maternity leave and not using my brain too much - but what is this business of changing nicknames and confusing everyone ? Okapi ? Scummymummy ? Chairmum and others......

But what if you don't have a cat? I have a parrot but Max Valentine sounds stupid. I can't remember any names we had for pets when I was child, we had so many animals around (tortoises, lots of dogs, budgies, canaries and a sneaked in pet mouse). How about the name of your first doll? Tiny tears Valentine sounds good!

Well I am glad I started this thread, I haven't laughed this much in a while. DH whom I showed this to, said (after having had a good laugh - I should point out),... don't you lot have better things to do ???
I think not !

Hmmmmm.

That would make me Nifty Welbeck !!!! (Nifty after my guinea-pig as a child and Welbeck after the road where I used to live). Not much porn-star quality there, I'm afraid!!!

And your pen name is supposed to be your second name and your street name... introducing Jane Jubilee!

In that case mine would now be Hermione de Burbure!

Ooo, I'd be Gabrielle Willow. Obviously destined for Mills and Boon.

My pen name would be Jennifer Noel.. boring. But my porn star name would be Chocolate Speed.

My pen name would be Elizabeth Millbrook. Hmmm, that could work....
As for my porn star name, I don't think Zorro Ferguson would get many people turned on somehow!

If my husband were to share his manly glories around he'd be Pickles Holloway...sounds more like a poor old musical hall artiste. My pen name would be Lucy Larchwood, very Jane Austen.

Stompy - Zorro Ferguson would be a great name for a male porn star, shame about that! Bron - what are you and dh waiting for, as the saying goes, 'Your name is your fortune' (Do they say that, or have I just made that one up?) and with names like that well........ Marina - I think Pickles Holloway sounds like a 1950's footballer. I can just see him now running down midfield complete with flat cap, pipe, baggy shorts and bow legs! But Lucy Larchwood, very classy, sounds like a female detective!

Chanelno5, LOL. Do you remember the ridiculous Harry Enfield sketch of the 50s football match where the half-time pep talk consists of two pints of mild each and some roll-ups? And the ball fails to leave the ground for the entire match...
This thread has had me stifling sniggers all morning. Bunny Hands indeed. And as for Pussy Parry...

Yes I do Marina, that's what I was thinking about when I wrote it (do you think that we might be psychic, what with this and our spookily similar ideas about what to do with breastpads?) It was Charles 'Charlie' Charles - one of the famous Charles Brothers- it was almost as though the ball was glued to his foot (it really was!) That's one of my favourite Harry Enfield sketches. I too love this thread - it's great - keep up the good work everyone!

I've never had a pet> It didn't bother me as I didn't ever want a pet until I realised that it would stop me from becoming the porn star of every boy's dream...

I've got to add here, my pen name would be Lucy Lodge and my Pron star name Bernie Curtayne, after Bernie Bunny!

My poor daughters though, we have a springer spaniel called Swallow!! hmmmm Swallow Roe, Oh dear they are destined for the life

LOL Cruchie, you couldn't have made up ones better than those!