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Nicknames - What's going on... are you all changing ?

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Pupuce · 01/11/2001 21:18

I am getting very confused - maybe it's because I am on maternity leave and not using my brain too much - but what is this business of changing nicknames and confusing everyone ? Okapi ? Scummymummy ? Chairmum and others......

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Lisav · 05/11/2001 12:15

But what if you don't have a cat? I have a parrot but Max Valentine sounds stupid. I can't remember any names we had for pets when I was child, we had so many animals around (tortoises, lots of dogs, budgies, canaries and a sneaked in pet mouse). How about the name of your first doll? Tiny tears Valentine sounds good!

Pupuce · 05/11/2001 13:31

Well I am glad I started this thread, I haven't laughed this much in a while. DH whom I showed this to, said (after having had a good laugh - I should point out),... don't you lot have better things to do ???
I think not !

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Hedgehog · 05/11/2001 14:54

Hmmmmm.

That would make me Nifty Welbeck !!!! (Nifty after my guinea-pig as a child and Welbeck after the road where I used to live). Not much porn-star quality there, I'm afraid!!!

Croppy · 05/11/2001 15:17

And your pen name is supposed to be your second name and your street name... introducing Jane Jubilee!

Hedgehog · 05/11/2001 15:32

In that case mine would now be Hermione de Burbure!

Tinker · 05/11/2001 18:44

Ooo, I'd be Gabrielle Willow. Obviously destined for Mills and Boon.

Jj · 05/11/2001 19:01

My pen name would be Jennifer Noel.. boring. But my porn star name would be Chocolate Speed.

Stompy · 05/11/2001 21:46

My pen name would be Elizabeth Millbrook. Hmmm, that could work....
As for my porn star name, I don't think Zorro Ferguson would get many people turned on somehow!

Bron · 06/11/2001 09:56

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Marina · 06/11/2001 10:30

If my husband were to share his manly glories around he'd be Pickles Holloway...sounds more like a poor old musical hall artiste. My pen name would be Lucy Larchwood, very Jane Austen.

Chanelno5 · 06/11/2001 13:18

Stompy - Zorro Ferguson would be a great name for a male porn star, shame about that! Bron - what are you and dh waiting for, as the saying goes, 'Your name is your fortune' (Do they say that, or have I just made that one up?) and with names like that well........ Marina - I think Pickles Holloway sounds like a 1950's footballer. I can just see him now running down midfield complete with flat cap, pipe, baggy shorts and bow legs! But Lucy Larchwood, very classy, sounds like a female detective!

Marina · 06/11/2001 13:27

Chanelno5, LOL. Do you remember the ridiculous Harry Enfield sketch of the 50s football match where the half-time pep talk consists of two pints of mild each and some roll-ups? And the ball fails to leave the ground for the entire match...
This thread has had me stifling sniggers all morning. Bunny Hands indeed. And as for Pussy Parry...

Chanelno5 · 06/11/2001 13:43

Yes I do Marina, that's what I was thinking about when I wrote it (do you think that we might be psychic, what with this and our spookily similar ideas about what to do with breastpads?) It was Charles 'Charlie' Charles - one of the famous Charles Brothers- it was almost as though the ball was glued to his foot (it really was!) That's one of my favourite Harry Enfield sketches. I too love this thread - it's great - keep up the good work everyone!

Sis · 06/11/2001 15:24

I've never had a pet> It didn't bother me as I didn't ever want a pet until I realised that it would stop me from becoming the porn star of every boy's dream...

Crunchie · 09/11/2001 23:41

I've got to add here, my pen name would be Lucy Lodge and my Pron star name Bernie Curtayne, after Bernie Bunny!

My poor daughters though, we have a springer spaniel called Swallow!! hmmmm Swallow Roe, Oh dear they are destined for the life

Chanelno5 · 10/11/2001 09:03

LOL Cruchie, you couldn't have made up ones better than those!

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