HOw much damage can I do in one night?

[chjlly]

Tonight I have broken the washing machine & the toilet roll holder!
Mt won't be happy when she gets home!!!

Can't you fix them or at least pretend to?

I've tried & getting stressed out with it (the toilet roll holder anyway)
The washing machine door is broken anyway & think that something has caused it to stop mid cycle cos the door was opening!
The loo roll holder is metal & it screws into the wall & I can't get it to screw back in I think there must be knack to it which it seems I don't have! - At least it was me that brole it & not dh I suppose!

Blame it on the kids

I would but they were in bed when my parents went out!

Oh noooooooooo!

They aren't back yet so I think I may just go to be & take the flack in the morning

Maybe the washing machines are going on strike then!!

Cunning plan! Balance them the best you can and hopefully they will think they they did it!

Mine must have just needed a rest - Tried it again & is working (phew!)