Have we had a "classic sentences in round robin thread" yet?

[bobbybobbobbingalong]

My favourite is "xxx can now go to the loo unattended though he prefers someone else to wipe his bottom".

The kid is 4 FFS not 18 months!

"X was potty trained just before her second birthday and has brought a lot of joy to our lives just by being her cheerful perky little self"

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"narrowly missing a scholarship at secondary school" which to me means he wasn't brainy enough!

I know all the names of the builders involved in one of DH's friends House Building Project. And the colour of their new conservatory, the dilemma between choosing a cream and a stone colour and how long it took to paint the pebbledash...

There was no real family news in it at all!!

"My daughter and her boyfriend have discovered the delights of colonic irrigation"
yes, someone at DH's work and her christmas email round robin

this is paraphrasing an old one to my mother from two nice gentlemen.

"Steve and I have attended five first nights of Musicals in London, this year as well as refitting the bathroom and taking care of our elderly cat"

And would you believe they continued to hang out in the closet after that?