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Inner Peace

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GeorginaA · 20/10/2003 19:32

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me.
By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.

It reads: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished.

So, today I have finished one bottle of white wine, a bottle of redwine, a bottle of gin, my Prozac, a large box of chocolates and a quart of beer.

You have no idea how good I feel.

You may passh thish on to those ou feel are in need of Inner Peach.

Have a marbuloush day!

[and before you panic, yes I know I'm pregnant, I didn't really, someone forwarded me the joke and it made me grin]

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lucy123 · 20/10/2003 19:37

I must admit, I clicked on this link with trepidation - "here we go, another load of quasi-religious nonsense" I thought. Just goes to show.

GeorginaA · 20/10/2003 19:38

hehe... that's what I thought when someone sent it to me But it's just not as funny if you warn someone it's humour first...

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Angeliz · 20/10/2003 20:31

great.... will be texting that to me sis tonight!

ThomCat · 21/10/2003 10:11

LOL

WSM · 21/10/2003 10:12
Grin
doormat · 21/10/2003 10:22

How about valium during school holidays

That reminds me must put in prescription for next week half term
only joking

Posey · 21/10/2003 21:37

Watching 3 non blondes, had a large G&T, a family bag of Revels, and now read about inner peace.
ROFL

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