This has amused me in the blackes way today. We got a letter from the executors of my late FIL's will. He has lest the better part of a million to his second wife.
Would you like to guess how much to his sons and grand children?
Zip, zilch, not a sausage.
I always knew he was a first class arse. Not even a memento. I'd call him a twat but I finf mind useful. hay ho!