I'm going bananas!!!

[teeavee]

I bought a loaf of bread and a nice magazine this morning.
When the time came for cup of tea, toast and read of mag, they were nowhere to be found.
Finally solved the mystery, when I realised I'd thrown them IN THE BIN!!!!!! Had to retrieve them from under some leftover food scrapings and a sodden teabag. I had no recollection of doing this.

I'm becoming weird

Strangely, just before reading this I spent about ten minutes looking for an egg that I knew I had got out of the fridge. It turned out to be in my pocket.

lol I'm glad I'm not alone

and glad you didn't sit down hard!

PMSL at the egg in the pocket!

I started young: aged about 15 I made myself a plate of fish fingers, then scraped them directly into the bin ? dur!

Has anyone else wondered who nicked off with their teacup only to realise they can't find it because they are looking in the fridge?

there's something bermuda-triangle-ish about fridges and bins....

It's when you come downstairs with an armful of dirty laundry and open the fridge to put it in...
Or get out your house keys for the bus driver...
And your travelcard to open the front door...

MrsBadger, is this you?

more like this:
Mrs Badger trying on stylish new tail ...

pmsl at lummox

lol - you see? bins again!