Okay, ideas please! Where the fudge have I carefully stored my old meternity clothes and those baby items worth keeping and without perma-puke stains?

[tigana]

I know I kept them. Where did I put the blighters?

maternity obviously (humph)

in the attic with mine. need to get them down but cba.

DH is insistent there is 'nothing in the attic'... [suspicious] and since we have no step ladder in order to reach it...I may believe him.

Your DH has helpfully put them into storage at the charity shop. Kick him and then buy new ones. HTH

have you tried old suitcases (that you think are empty) ?

Checked suitcases... found christmas bumph and an old pillow (kept for reason long since forgotten).