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Cosmetics

QI Fact of the Day
Roman women wore nail varnish made from lizards' blood. If they wanted to be blonde, they bleached their hair with pigeon droppings. If, on the other hand, they wanted to dye their hair black, they used a paste made from leeches.

QI Quote of the Day
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not the colour, but to accept God's final decision on where your lips end.
JERRY SEINFELD (1955-)

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Fact of the day

Egyptians used a contraceptive pessary made of crocodile dung

Is it right that woman used to stain their legs with gravy as a cheap alternative to tights.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit

''He who laughs last thinks slowest''
Anon

One of DS friends came up to me yesterday and said

"dumplings don't bounce" !!! with a completely straight face

I asked him if his mum made dumplings and he said No it was just that he kept thinking about that they didn't bounce during the day !!!!!!!!!

He is 10 years old

I think it had something to do with red dwarf cos he then went on to talk about Red dwarf

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Waterfalls. I believe women did this during WW2 when nylons, as they were called then, were scarce/too expensive due to rationing

Yes, and then draw a line up the back of their legs.