Rhubarb - did you get their email?

[MrsMills]

He, I mean Luke, is offering a chance to have Nizlopi write a song just for you. It's on ebay and the money goes to SPRINGS charity.

I can forward you the email if you'd like. I might sell my house and 2 small boys.

bump if you're about

Yeah well he did email me and asked if I would condescend to have one of their songs written about me, I said I would think about it of course! after he has shagged me.

How much is it up for?

If I kick him out of bed, it'll go on ebay next Wednesday.

Yeah well he said that I'm a much better shag than you anyway!
AND he's gonna dump you, he just hates it when you start crying and sobbing like last time he tried to dump you!

Word perfect, nice one Luke.

poop to you!