OY FISH-FACE

[Twiglett]

Have you got it in for me or something?

Quit snarking at me you old cod ...

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What's Cod been saying? Hmm? Has she insulted your knobbles, Twig?

Oooh, I'm up for a scrap.

you stood up for Louis Walsh ... WTF???

and you called me old the other day

I'm only feckin' old because I seem to keep having birthdays ... and who's damned fault is that eh? eh?

She's been at the Waitrose vino again, I bet.

Birthday blues Twiglett?

Actually, Cod, are you insulting Twig on her birthday? No fair!

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oh ARSE

Happy Birthday

oh HOW LOVELY, happy birthday Twig

I do worry sometimes that people don't realise its not really my birthday.

so let me set the record straight

its not my soddin' birthday ... I am a curmudgeon (def.: a crusty irascible cantankerous old person full of stubborn ideas .. one of which is that happy birthday's on the internet are pointless and annoying)

O come come, no need for coyness Twiglett

snurk

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Did you send yourself into school today or did you stay at home opening presents?

Oh happy birthday, Twig

Oh yes then, Happy Birthday to you Twig!!!

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ooh Twiglett have you made it to a branch?