I have left my neighbour a 'present'.

[Mirage]

The guy across the road from me has a dog & whilst he is on his drive,working on his van,he lets it run around onto other peoples gardens & c**p where it likes.I nearly ran the wretched thing over on Saturday,as our drive is behind a bend,the stupid thing was running up & down & I nearly flattened it.Then it stood in my way,just looking at me,whilst I beeped my horn & shouted at it.All the while,my neighbour just watched & made no attempt to call it back.

Yesterday,whilst tidying up the front,I found a big pile of dog mess-I was fuming,it is disgusting & DD1 nearly put her hands in it.So I have just shovelled it up & put it on my neighbours front garden-he is blooming lucky I didn't leave the contents of one of dd2's nappies with it to.Ohhhhh,it makes me so cross!

ooooh don't get me started on dog poo after dd's indicdent with it last week......is there someone you could 'report' it to in the local council?

Oh good for you!!!
Put it through the letter box if he doesn't quite get the message this time.

good for you! ds stepping dog crap the other day in the park and i spent about twenty minutes wiping it off with one of those conker cases, you know the soft outer covering on a horse chesnut. I then asked him to walk through a puddle and wipe it best he could on the grass away from the main walkway. what a pain. i hate pets full stop so i'm biased but what a bother. we were in a hurry to get up town as well.

Good for you

He sounds very inconsiderate!

However, (interjects with voice of reason) might it be worth going over and having a polite word with him?

You don't want to start a feud

Nice one
I have done same thing in the past - just as long as you know he's not a weirdo closet axe-murderer

good for you
did you baulk

Well my dh stepped on human crap in the park yesterday.
Alerted me to his plight (God knows why,I was lying in the grass sunning myself)by yelling loudly.I opened my eyes,he lifted his foot to show me (why???) and a lump flew off and hit me in the face!!

Grounds for divorce I reckon....

If I knew who had done it,I would certainly have posted it throught his/her letterbox.

at sunning yourself MD

how did you know it was human? or did you just know

He told me darkly that he just knew...
(and as agriculture is his thing,I suspect shit is one of the things he knows a fair bit about.)

Hit you in the face?

I'm afraid that I would have vomited on the spot..(then somebody could have trod in that much later I suppose!)

Years ago a dog kept crapping in my mums garden so she shovrlled it up and smeared it on the owners windowscreen

Bloody hell - remind me not to cross your mum!

Brave charliebat's mum!
That is the lesson these philistines need??

(How did she smear it?? What with???)

Sorry ??? should have read !!!

The shovel was used as a spreader.
She used to be a fierce woman, some little shite was bullying my sister so she picked him up by his collar and punched him in the mouth and some of his teeth fell out. Of course it worked fantastically. Neither she or my borther were ever bullied again LOL

Blimey!!!!

Blimey........

did she not get arrested??

The police did come round but I think she scared them off as well, the boy was a meber of one of those clan type familys and she was more worried about them geting revenge, but they never did.