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Just read about your problems with your keyboard.

Christie's DH who is a computer whizz kid swears by washing your keyboard in the dishwasher!

Apparently you can give it a cool wash and then dry it out and it often works again after sticky key problems.

Don't do it with a laptop though!

it is 5or it zqs- q lqptop sqd

Erm...I think you are saying it's a laptop. Oh well...

dd$ hqs ripped out ^ keys 6 fqster thqn q speeding bullet qnd noz the bloody thing does not zqnt to plqy bqll

i q; qctuqlly gggli;popo in reql life

She is normally gggglimpopo

I think that is what she was saying

LGJ 6 you qre right/

I hqve to zrite to the bqnk to close qn qccount 6 od you think thqt they qre going to understqnd ;eM

Well if we can understand Cod, you should be fine

I knew it was you ggg.

Hope you manage to get it sorted.

oh, you are ggp!
phone the bank first?
Can you prise up the keys with a fork? can help ...

the keys qre not stuck 6 she hqs zrenched off lots of the; qnd the others qre just trqnsposing zhen i type

I see
Phone the bank
then quickly write a novel and sell it in clubland

i hqve qlreqdy zritten the novel ninqhm but thqnk you for thinking qf q nez ;qrketing ploy

oh, OK! good for the flyers then.
Would ask you for more details but I'm not sure I'd be able to spot it...

Switched it off overnight, back on this morning and it works again. A miracle, a miracle!!

Great news!

Now you can go back to doing what the rest of us do and write correctly spelt and punctuated rubbish all day!